- My Genius Idea for Today - I added a rule to Adblock that removes those annoying “Digg This!” banners. #
My Awesome Week
Three weeks ago, I decided to trade in the ol’ Toyota Echo for something a little more… ahem… manly. The Echo was a great car; it used almost zero gas and seemed virtually indestructible. Maintenance costs were limited to oil changes. Unfortunately, it also looked like a squished up baby buggy and had these ridiculously tiny tires that made driving in winter a bit of an adventure.
So enter the 2006 VW Jetta, a car I’d been eying for over a year. I love driving it, and I love the feel and consideration of the German-engineered dash. Apparently, though, I aggrieved the new car gods with my sinful pride, and punishment was swift.
On Saturday, while helping my friend Guy move, a girl backed into it with her SUV, crunching the tail light and denting the bumper and corner panel. I heard it unfold from the comfort of his back deck, and fortunately was able to get her insurance information. Damage was light but I’m sure the repair costs will be expensive, given the bodywork that will be required.

My pride had not been abated. I would look at the car out of the corner of my eye and think “Isn’t that lovely. And it’s mine.” So yesterday, while parked in the parkade beneath my office building, the CEO’s wife decided to back into my driver door with her SUV. Helloooooo, Christmas bonus.

That’s right. 5 Days. 2 reversing SUVs. 2 insurance claims. 3 dented panels. 1 busted tail light. 1 sad Ben.
At least I wasn’t in the vehicle either time.
- Cube - It’s the future of gaming. #
- SNL – The First Person to in the History of the World to Dance - That was me, circa 1996. #
Windows Vista and *My* Happiness
A few weeks ago I wrote about some concerns about Vista’s usability in a post titled Windows Vista and the Measurement of Happiness. I’ve now had a chance to test those concerns myself on my home machine, and what I’ve found is a mixed bag.
To give Vista a fair chance, I’ve tried to leave it as uncustomized as possible, usually the default Microsoft solution when one was available instead of installing my preferred app. On XP, it takes me 4-5 hours of tweaking and installing to get my desktop to where I want it. For Vista, I’m only go to seek out alternatives after I’ve tried the built-in solution for a while.
- SciFi to produce Diamond Age miniseries - One of my favourite Neal Stephenson books, but certainly a challenge to put to screen. I sure hope they don’t screw this up. (George Clooney is producing?!?) #
- Best Scenes From “The Wicker Man” - Every once in a while, Nic Cage surprises me and does something decent. But for the most part, he makes movies like this. #
- Saints Row Bugs: The Musical - This one’s for you, Aaron. Good luck at Bungie. When will we see Halo 3 Bugs: The Musical? #
I Finally Have Wii
After an seemingly endless series of false starts and short shipments, I finally have my Nintendo Wii. It arrived on Friday via Canada Post, a full 4 days after the guaranteed delivery date, just as panic was starting to set in. I had images of Future Shop employees or delivery men gleefully playing my Wii in their basement as I constantly reloaded Canada Post’s useless package tracking webpage. I was pleasantly surprised on Friday morning when I received a nice large delivery at work — just in time for me to leave town for Christmas Holidays and Krista’s birthday.
In any case, Krista and I spent a drunken few hours on Friday night setting it up and giggling as we created our Miis, then promptly getting my ass kicked at bowling. One thing is initially clear: I desperately need a second controller. The brilliance of Nintendo systems (I bought a GameCube shortly after release just to play Super Monkey Ball and Mario Party with my friends) is the social aspect of the party games. Passing the single remote between two people playing Golf or Bowling is fun but there’s an unfulfilled promise of multiplayer tennis and baseball. My second remote (and a copy of Zelda) are currently trapped in the bowels of Christmas package delivery hell, and probably won’t see the light of day until the new year.
Unboxing the Wii was a dream. Nintendo has clearly made a great effort in this regard, and everything is well labelled and easy to set up. Within minutes I was connected to my wireless network, and after a quick system update we were giggling again. It’s a happy feeling knowing that 50% of the electronics in my living room are connected to the internet and willing to tell me what the weather is like outside. Helpful, since it’s unlikely I’ll be seeing “outside” for quite some time.
I also had a chance try test out the Wii’s “trial version” of the Opera browser. I love Opera’s non-PC browsers. I won’t touch their PC version as I’m not fond of the UI, and you’d have to pry Firefox (and it’s add-on system) out of my cold, dead hands, but between Opera Mini and Opera Wii they’ve got the alternative-browser-on-an-alternative-device market locked up.
Opera Wii (Wopera?) is fast, makes excellent use of the Wii’s navigation, and renders this site flawlessly. The auto-completion on the on-screen keyboard makes typing URLs rather less painful than it could be, although at 480i (still waiting for my component cables) the default text is an unreadable mush. You can zoom, making things legible, but you have to re-zoom on every page load. Hopefully this will be fixed in the final release.
All in all, I can’t wait for Mario Party 8, a bottle of rye, and someone to buy me enough remotes for a 4-way drunken orgy of ridiculousness.
- Silent Star Wars - I expected to hate this. #
- GRINDHOUSE - Tarrantino somehow reinvents movies just by revisiting forgotten concepts. And I eat it up. Plus, it’s got Freddy Rodriguez. #
- Kevin Smith’s Rejected iTunes Playlist - Worth it just for his take on Bon Jovi. #
Windows Vista and the Measurement of Happiness
A few weeks ago, I had the pleasure of attending the User Experience 2006 conference in Seattle, Washington. We spent several days covering the fundamentals and latest trends in developing usable products, such as usability testing and developing personas. With most members of the audience usability professionals, one would expect, to some degree, a consensus on the best ways to design and build truly user-friendly software.
Thursday night found us at a presentation by Microsoft’s Tjeerd Hoek, Director of User Experience Design for Windows. Now, Tjeerd is an extremely smart guy, and given the short time period of the presentation, managed to show off some impressive development efforts going into Vista.
- Fisher Price Technology Integration - “To this day, the Fisher Price Vibrating Rocking Chair remains a vital part of their data entry automation process.” #
- Real life Brewster’s Millions? - Someone mailed an absentee ballot using the rare “Inverted Jenny” stamp. Starring John Candy and Richard Pryor. #
- Using software to predict hit music - Part of me wants to believe this is possible, if only to validate my own rejection of traditional top 40. But the author hits on something deep in the last few paragraphs, especially for those of us that listen to music known to be in the very narrow edge of popularity. #
- I hope they catch this guy - Finally, someone has a camera precisely when they need it most. #
- goopymart’s TEH INTERNETS - This should keep me in Messenger avatars for the next two weeks, at least. [credit] #
- Meme alert - I’m an offender, and I’d do it again in an instant. #
- Moses Mayes - I loves me some funk. #
Mission Sessions 002
Since I posted part three first, it only makes sense to continue in reverse-chronological order. Part two cuts straight to the chase, delivering dance-able beats from the first track before diving into some funky house and then carrying through the progressive melodies to the 80th minute. Like the rest of the Mission Sessions sets, it’ll fit onto a single CD if you care to burn it.
Tracklist:
- Espen – Along the Edge (Peter McCowan’s Heliobacter Mix)
- Suicide Sports Club – I Don’t Know (feat. Dead Rabbits) (King Unique Mix)
- Exhibit A – G Minor (Soul Avengerz Mix)
- Colder – To the Music (Instrumental)
- Kings of Leon – Milk (Stretch and Vern Edit)
- Big – A Promise (Dousk Vandalismic Mix)
- Def E & The Beginerz – Wipe Your Tears Away (Punkrok Remix)
- Junior Caldera – Black Mamba
- Robimon – Aquatic
- Sayes – Dolphin Ride
- Matt Rowan & Jaytech – Tomorrow
- Macca – I’d Rather Be Alone (Dub Mix)
- Espen – Along the Edge (Original Mix)
Podcast: Download (137.7MB)
- Some intimate details on the Google/YouTube Deal - Anonymous but very interesting look inside big media deals. Is throwing Bolt and Grouper to the wolves considered “evil” by Google’s moral business standards? How about designing a deal intended to screw media creators so Big Media can get fatter? Does Google intend to fix this using Checkout and their current video sales model, or will Google Video be the “store” and YouTube the “playground”? #
- Trashcat is Not Amused - Worth ignoring the leetspeak for. #
- Joel Spolsky hilariously reviews Sprint’s multimedia phone offering - I hate, hate, HATE most mobile phone interfaces, with Motorola leading the pack with the most intolerable UI (their hardware looks nice though). Sony (and Nokia… usually) have the best, with the carrier doing their best to muck it up anyway. #
- Dreamhost offers digital store for DRM-free content - This, among many other reasons, is why I’ve been a customer for over 6 years. Dreamhost just *gets it*. #
- Indian Thriller - I can’t believe I missed this while I was away. Words do not describe. #
I’ve Been In Thailand for Six Weeks
And blogged about the entire experience, along with my girlfriend Krista. I’ll probably be spouting some opinionated blather on this site that didn’t seem right to post for my family and friends to read (as opposed to, I dunno, perfect strangers?)
Here’s one to get us started: avoid, at all costs, connecting through the Shanghai airport. In fact, avoid the whole airport altogether — take a bus from Beijing if you have to, I can’t imagine how that could be any worse than the bureaucratic nightmare we experienced just trying to change planes. Ahem. Still pissy, although it could be the jetlag.
- Vanity Fair pranks The Weekly Standard - I’m curious to see what the response will be. My guess is TWS doesn’t have much of a sense of humour. #
- Is it still a secret if you tell everyone anonymously? - Fascinating, engaging, sometimes startlingly sad. [via] #
- Go ahead, pull the Walker: Texas Ranger lever. - You won’t be disappointed. #
- Foo Fighters frontman to go drinking with trapped miners - I love the populist attitude of Grohl in this article. It’s great press for his band and a truly decent thing to do. Don’t miss the quote that ends the piece. #
- A History of Home Values - This scares the hell out of me. [via] #
- Keith Olbermann Delivers One Hell Of a Commentary on Rumsfeld - Crooks and Liars covers this one perfectly. I’ve never watched MSNBC much, and haven’t heard much about Keith Olbermann. Perhaps it’s time I started. #
- JC fights badguys and sideburns in new epic - C’mon, the badguy’s name is Callahan. How could this not be the best movie ever made? #
- How the first down line works - I’ve always wondered… I haven’t watched seriously in over ten years, but for some reason (hi Krista!) I’ve been getting back into it this year. Mostly CFL, but Madden ’07 on the PSP is giving me some love too. #
- Life imitates Naked Gun - I’m guessing they don’t cover “turn off your mic while using the washroom” at journalism school any more. Listen for the nice dig on her sister-in-law. Extra credit for revealing just how useless and boring Dubya’s speeches are. #
- Condensation. - Makes my desktop weepy. #
Mission Sessions 003
In January, I started a project called “Mission Sessions”, an open-ended series of mixsets in a similar vein — strong, dancable progressive house, each set under 80 mins so it could be burned to a CD. Of course, these projects always take longer than you expect, but that’s the nice thing about not having a deadline.
Today, to mark the live launch of brokendigits.com, I’m happy to release part three of the series, appropriately entitled “mission sessions 003″. The name comes from the Mission district in Calgary, where I moved in January. Overlooking the city, the sets capture my moods and tastes as the year has progressed.
Tracklist:
- Banco de Gaia – Kara Kum
- Wally Lopez and David Ferrero – Ca C’est Paris
- Basek and Jeff Bennett – Free Float (Subsky Mix)
- Kris Menace – Jupiter
- AFK – Lush (Matt Rowan and Jaytech Mix)
- Ray and Peter – Next Chapter (Derek Howell Mix)
- Micah – Epidemic, Part 2
- Dousk – Estrange
- Kirk Degiorgio and Esoterik – Starwaves (Spirit Catcher Mix)
- Jody Wisternoff – Cold Drink, Hot Girl
- Paolo Mojo – 1983
- Starecase – Vapour Trails (Matt Rowan and Jaytech Mix)
- Satoshi Tomiie – Glow (Spirit Catcher Mix)
Podcast: Download (134.2MB)
- Bump Keys - A new(?) method for opening almost any lock involving standard key blanks and a tiny bit of force. Video is in German but subtitled… they seem awfully convinced this is the end of lock safety as we know it. #
- BeatPort - The best music site just went 3.0. Reasonable prices, no DRM, high quality digital audio. I’m still sad EDMDigital disappeared but BeatPort is keeping me (and my mixes) fresh. #
Live at Art Gallery of Calgary
On May 12, thanks in no small part to my good friend Jeremy, I landed my first live gig. I played for just over two hours on a small stage at the Art Gallery of Calgary for a local magazine launch party. It went off fairly well — I don’t think most people were expecting to come out and dance, so it was good to get a vibe going and to see some people on the dance floor.
Podcast: Download (239.5MB)
